The only thing that bothers me is that people are actually joining and taking this seriously.

Are they? I think people are joining specifically because they do not take it seriously.
They're pixels for goodness' sakes. And they have a bill of rights? A right to love? A right to housing and comfort when despite having five huts, they all cram into one hut when the weather's too bad to go out and they live in one hut per 25 villagers?
I think it's specifically because people don't take either the SPCV or the SPVC seriously, that they're willing to sign here when they aren't willing to sign at the SPCV.
It's just a game. And this, this is just a joke. Signing on the dotted line isn't subscribing to a way of life, and it's not even showing that you approve of such things outside a game. It's not even showing that you do such things INSIDE a game. There's no vow in my post, and even the 'agreement' is intentionally vague. For instance, if your goals ARE the comfort of your villagers, you can be a member of both organizations without breaking either agreement, or the SPCV vow. (Which I intentionally left out.)
All that it means is that you're partaking in a joke that hopefully, is bringing many chuckles.
I will join. Please put me on the board of chairpersons if you have space.
I'll ask to have the board of chairpersons updated when and if I have a full roster; 12 total. And if I'm not too lazy. I don't want to ask an op to update a post for me over and over again; CFII's been nice about it before, but I had a better reason then. It's also not their job and I don't want to abuse whatever favors I'm granted.