Apparently I have ALWAYS been a member of the SPVC...... whenever I saw a slacker villager, if that person was a father or a mother, and they had a kid below 14.... I would pick that kid up, and put him/her acroos the lake, and on that tiny strip of land that they can't get oof of...... to get the kid back, the slacker villager would have to work so hard they would clutch their tiny pixel hearts and collapse from exhaustion.
I am sorry SPCV! I am turning to the dark side!!!!