Too Funny!!!

Okay, my hard tribe saga continues...So, I knew I had a problem when my females turned 50...I had my remaining 5 guys fish til they dropped after I got an event that turned my chief 10 yrs old. When he reached about 30, the second time, he got a friend that came on a canoe. Then I got an event that twinned my chief. Now, I just got an event that turned the one who came on a canoe 10 yrs old...I should be happy right?

What's up? I've had the same 2 villagers almost a century in tribal years... I should rename one Ponce de Leon.

So, the guys are still just hanging out, though the twin keeps pulling sinister pranks like loosening the hammock ties and unscrewing the lawnchair legs...sigh... *jeopardy theme plays in the background*

Another event! That made my chief triplets! So now I have 4 chief's and the visitor in the canoe (who turned 10 again).



Actually, there are 3 EE's that look like the chief and have his skill...but only one chief.

I wish I could've captured a pic of the chief lecturing the tribe..."some days of lecturing Ponce just feels as if he's talking to himself" tee hee.

I like your story, bethlham, even if it's a little sad.
What are their names? Keep telling us what will happen, please!

Well, today is not a good day...

The guys got together and took some of the collectibles and made a message in the sand saying 'BABES WELCOME!' but the sinister-chief-twin posted pics on the chalkboard and rearrainged the collectibles to read 'BABES WE EAT UM!'

How will I ever get a barrel o' babies to land?

Aaa! Back down to two guys...sigh...I left and they were fine, healthy. Came back and all but Ponce (the one who came by canoe and was later made 10 years old) and Ponui (the sinister chief twin who likes sleeping and dislikes learning and work) were gone...really gone and decomposing.

I can't help but think Ponui was behind this somehow since the robe just so happened to fit him...hmmm...perhaps he became too ambitious and couldn't stand waiting for his turn...hmmm...if I'd only been watching to see how he did it...

I think Ponce suspects something as well since I saw him chistling 'Last Will and Testim...' behind the rubble.

I'm back down to one lone villager! I believe the Isola Gods were displeased that I became so cheesy in my posts... ... therefore, I will await sincere inspiration in hopes of once again receiving their favor... *weeps* ...sniff, sniff. I hope my villager can hang on...

I hope too he'll hang on!! Courage!!

Bethlham I wish you and your tribe-of-one luck. Sadly, my Machu died a few days ago but he was happy. He had been made chief and was surrounded by his 10 children and two girlfriends. The tribe is doing well but miss Machu. They are now 27 strong with 2 jack of all trades and 11 estemed elders (the yougest ee is only 36). BTW who is left? Ponui or Ponce?

Ponce is left...alone...(he came in a canoe then drank from a vial and became 10 yrs old again) when I last checked in he was giving a 'state of the village address' (island event)...but no one was there! I worry for his sanity...I fear he's a bit stir crazy. He wanders about mumbling the word 'Wilson' while carrying this crazy looking coconut...the top is covered with dry grass and and the front is marked with dyes made, presumably, from herbs and berries...it looks oddly like a face...