I didn't see anything like this yet so I thought I'd start one. I've caught myself doing a few things I'm sure you all can identify with that say I'm a little TOO addicted to this game. Please add any that you may have too!!!

Maybe you've been playing VV too long if....

Your gas bill went up due to all the times you had to fluff the clothes in the dryer cause you were a little too caught up in the game

You realize that you're constantly staying up so late that even vampires and crack heads have gone to bed

You realize that you eat more meals with your villagers than your signifigant other

Tuna actually starts to sound like an acceptable name for a girl

You start to believe that kissing may actually cause pregnancy.

You believe that women could ever live on an island that hasn't discovered chocolate.

You start having dreams of the Michael Jackson look alike GC doing the Thriller dance

OOOOO sides hurt !! And rolling on the floor has done absolutely nothing for my black outfit...... its now covered in blonde dog hairs LOL.
Get decorating fast Maura, there is a new inmate on the way !!!

You don't spend your whole day working in the office ... you keep checking the VV forum, think of new strategy for your villagers, and yearn to be home to give direction to your villagers.

>>You start to believe that kissing may actually cause pregnancy.<<

You mean that isn't true? But that's what my Mom always told me when I was a teenager.

I don't get to read threads very often, but I love these kinds of threads when I can read. We have such a humorous bunch here.

I know I've been playing VV too long when I start seeing Villagers in the cars around me when I'm sitting in traffic.

That is bad!! Hope I don't get that far gone.

Hee hee.

You guys these are great!!! Keep em coming!!! I thought of a couple more too...
You hear little kids humming wherever you go

You believe that women with babies have any energy to go running

When your Honey comes home and dinner isn't ready you try the excuse that monkeys came and messed everything up on the table, you tell him the bright side is they left some delicious bananas

You tell your kids if they don't listen to you, you're gonna send them to the other side of the waterfall

You believe that one man can have babies with every woman on the island without a "Jerry Springer" type moment happening "No, that is MY baby daddy!!!"

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When you name your hamster after your favorite villager
When you dress your kid up as the Golden Child for halloween
When you find your kid peeing in the garden because he watched you playing so much, and don't punish him.
When your husband asks you why there is a basket of berries on the table and you say you went foraging at the market.

most of all
When you sit at the computer writing down reasons you might be a VV addict!

Lol Monk, I was hoping you would get in on this!!! The berry one is GREAT!!! And my honey said something along the lines of that last one just this morning before he went to work!!! LOL

How about
You check the forums every five minutes to see if anyone has written something new