If your first thought when hearing your baby nephew is named "Kai" is 'Funny, he doesn't look like a villager'

I know I've played too long when I try to get out of my computer chair but my butt won't cooperate because it's fallen asleep!

When you hear that someone is 14, your first thought is 'Id better get the magic hand and show them how to work...'

When you are out with friends and you say you better head home now because you need to check in on your VV's and they all know what you are talking about!!
This really happen to me last night all my friends just rolled their eyes and said good night.

All true stories here!:

When you have dreams about your village taking over the world!

When you accidentaley call your friend Kali, because you were thinking of your favorite villager, okay? Your friend has no right to be mad!

When you tell your five year old nephew to "Grow up so you can work! Geeze!" And then you absently wonder if you can magically make him grow up by moving the computer clock foward.

When you see a bird eating your strawberries and go, "Well, at least it isn't a flock of parrots..."

You have to clean the toilet and you go towards the toilet and turn around shaking your head.

when you have too many vv dreams. (trust me its happen to me )

You know you've been playing VV too long when

1)Instead of doing work you play the VV soundtrack in music class.
2)When I see any shells I frantically grab the nearest child and drop them on top of it.

When you start sceduling your life around your villagers.

My hand is cramping up into a claw.