LOL! SO FUNNY! Im not a good comedian, but here goes:
-If u see mushrooms in your backyard, you frantically search for a magic hand so that you can drag a random child to pick it up.
-When you go to the grocery store, u marvel at how the red mushrooms are selling for the same price as the brown ones, even though they are worth more food.
-If u see a boulder lying around you immediatly drop
everything and stop what your doing to go push it.
-If u see a child w/ gold robes you wonder, 'Why doesnt he have rainbows and stuff over his head?'.
-You tell your family that all the adults in it arent allowed to pee ever and the children must pee outside and not on the toilet. Also no pooping allowed.
-If u have a baby, you spend 120 minutes caring for it then just let it go off on its own and wander around.
-If your berry bush runs out of berries, you run to the nearest table and frantically move your arms around.
-If u find a strange looking plant in your garden, you stand next to it waving your arms, thinking that by doing that u can become a terrifec healer.
-You avoid going into a house with any1 of the opposite gender.
-You imagine that u are about an inch tall and so is everyone else.
-You pray that your 'goddess' will send a blessing to your 'tribe' (family).
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But the 1 lil' duck w/ the fether on his back, he lead the others w/ a quack X3! Quack X3! Q. X3! He lead the others w/ a Q. X3!
Chicka Chicka! Boom Boom! Will there be enough room?
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