
Power Corrupts: OK, so my village was successful and self-sustaining; and after a while I began to meddle in things with the Village Sim Editor. I reduced everybody's Breeding Skill to zero, and began to favor the villagers I liked by reducing their ages when they reached geezerhood, while letting the others die off. Eventually I had 38 villagers; 6 men and 32 women. What can I say? The women are cuter. I paused the game and saved a copy with Village Sim Toolkit.

The Evil Experiment: Using the Editor, I made each of my women master of one of the ordinary life skills; and made them all Master Parents too, checking the 'Breeding' preference while I was at it. I made all the males into 'Rookies," that is, no skills and no preferences at all. I then made all the villagers the same age. Returning to the game, (still paused) I dragged all the drones, er, males, to the lagoon for a swim (so I could keep track of them). Then I unpaused the game.

Observations: As the map came up, I heard slurping noises and noticed my population was up by 2. However, Tomo was the only male Going Indoors. It took him a LONG time to get there. Not counting the half-dozen or so women who accosted him and then ran away (playing hard to get, I suppose); Tomo was successfully waylaid 21 times and fathered a total of 13 children before he even saw the inside of the Honeymoon Hut. How much action did the other 5 guys get? None. Zero. Zip. Nada.

Confirming Experiments: I restored the game and repeated the experiment with the same initial conditions except I "retired" Tomo. The result was essentially the same, only now Pili was the apparent alpha stud muffin. Yet again, with both Tomo and Pili gone, it was Ghali.

Conclusions: While I did what I could to make all the males equal (in this case, equally useless), I could not change their positions in the game's villager database. In all three cases the women went for the male with the lowest number; that is, the male closest to the top of the list. All other things being equal, the *#&$% firstborn gets all the booty.