The first one isn't very funny, just something I noticed. When the villagers breed and start heading toward the hut, you can immediately click on the female and check her health status. If she is going to get pregnant, it will say "nursing" even before she gets to the hut!

The second one just happened to me. One of my older male villagers was trying to breed with a younger female. The old guy walks so slowly that the female went into the hut and exited before the old guy even got there! I wish this had more sounds, I could just hear him calling out to her "hold on there missie, slow down!"

Yep, that's how it works, all right. That situation has led to quite a bit of hilarious discussion and story-telling ever since Village Sim was released!

one thing I think is hilarious, is how the male, before and after going indoors, rapidly changes directions over and over, making it appear that he's dancing about. lol

He is dancing! The women dance, too!

hehe.
ok, i just noticed an odd relation between my Kukua(19 and caring for baby) and Onawa(3)

when i'm zoomed in on Kukua in the "maternity ward", the small area of the background behind her glitches and turns either white, or another land color. then, when i go to the map view, a whole section the size of the research hut glitches over her. it shows the same picture of wherever Onawa is.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Yes, it's a bug that happens sometimes after there's a death/burial in your village. It's related to the way that the little people are managed in memory. Exiting the game and launching it again usually clears things right up (until the next time). That's one thing that will be gone when the v1.1 update is released!

ok good. except i havebnt had any deaths yet
just one disappearance, but that was over 25 years ago

I usually say "deaths/burials" because that's the most common cause. Any villager deletion (including disappearances - another bug) can trigger the "trails bug" as it's come to be called.

This was funny... I had chosen two women to be full-time breeders. They were both standing near the front of the breeding hut, and there was also one man standing near by. I dragged the man over the first woman to start the ball in motion (so to speak), and they decided to retire to the hut for some privacy. However, as the man approached the hut, the second woman spontaneously RAN to embrace him, and then all three of them went inside. Both women came out with kids!

lol Sounds like you have a happy village :>