It's a computer game.

I play Grand Theft Auto. I jack cars, rob shops, burgle houses, mug pedestrians and speed, crash and burn.

In Half Life 2 I saved City 17 from the oppressive rule of the mysterious 'benefactors' who had enslaved the human race, and killed many people on my way to doing so.

And in Sim City I unleashed the power of an evil giant robot on my city and wiped out many lives and caused terrible hardship to the city.

But in real life I'm a Tax Accountant. Go figure.

So when the whale beaches up, and my village food store is looking a little low, I cut that baby up and feed it to them.