Some things I've (only just) whispered were:

*Stop chasing around all those women! They all have babies!
*No! Only children can be curious about the rock(/ruins/ect.)! Research!
*RESEARCH, or I'll make you drink the poison red stuff you found on the beach!
*Go fishing! There aren't any more fish in the lagoon!
*Whaaat?! No swimming lessons at the school? Grr... I'll make them swim...