Shalom:

While it is a fantasy game (I have been reminder of that from time to time) many of your fellow 'guiding hands' share your feelings.

when I chose "parenting" I expected rather that they would contribute to the education and up-bringing of the youngsters. Instead of "going indoors" they should be "teaching children." When I want them to produce more babies, I prefer to use the pick-em-up method to choose a specific mate rather than send them out en masse all to the same poor young female, as so often happens. (Ya know, they have names for girls like that -- not nice ones either.)

Quite true. Again, in the real word, this would be known as "Baby Mama Drama." Jamie Lynn Spears comes to mind.