I started this post to see if i could get a conversation going on things you've said while playing that if overheard might lead people to believe you run a sweatshop or an unsavory business of the night. I'll start of with a few from me and another player.

1. Is that child peeing in my garden??
2. Okay, I've got enough food, time for more pregnant women.
3. No, you there! Stop drinking water and go chisel that rock.
4. Is doing laundry really necessary?
5. hurry up and have that baby so you can get back to work.
6. Stop running from me and have a baby!
7. What do you mean children can't swim? Oh I'll MAKE him swim alright.

and last but not least...

8. "I accidentally knocked up my scientist elder in a micro second. I dropped her on someone by accident. Took her off and she already had baby in hand."


Help me add to this list. Hope it made you laugh

Just add "Bloody" in to each of those and that pretty much sums me up too ....

PS Don't forget the aussie accent ;-)

"Alright, I am fed up with you...into the ocean you go!"

why are you running away from her, get back there and do your stuff

What another male i need FEMALES PEOPLE can you hear me FEMAles (currently i have have a pop of 37 and only 10 of them are women)

"Man, aren' you horny!" This is the silliest quote I've said thus far XD

Cos when I checked back on my villagers, I caught a couple comming out of the shed, with the woman being 25 and the man 59 xD (they had twins, if you were wondering O: )

Maybe it's just me, but I think the women tend to like breeding with the older guys and not with the 'hot stuffs'. XDD

- Gail

Before the mushroom fix... "What's with this stupid kid that can't see a fr...ging mushroom staring him/her in the face?"

I agree with the laundry thing! I'd be trying to get them to earn points and then half of my scientists would decide it was luandry day!
One really funny thing I said concerned a villager I named after my sister, when I first started. I left her in breeding mode, not knowing at the time this would happen. She started running around kissing everyone! She would leave the hut and go find another man!
I said," MY, God you are just like my sister!"
OH, that was mean hehehehe but it was funny!

I've also said (this applies to almost all my villagers):
"YOU DO NOT need to eat right now! You NEED to get back to work, I'll let you eat when your done!"
I would yell this too! ^_^ I got into this game alot!

I've done the ocean thing but mine was more "Ok you're pissing me off now so now you go into the ocean" and lately its been.... "Leave him alone, stop chasing him when he runs away its obvious he doesn't want you"

lmao