I started this post to see if i could get a conversation going on things you've said while playing that if overheard might lead people to believe you run a sweatshop or an unsavory business of the night. I'll start of with a few from me and another player.

1. Is that child peeing in my garden??
2. Okay, I've got enough food, time for more pregnant women.
3. No, you there! Stop drinking water and go chisel that rock.
4. Is doing laundry really necessary?
5. hurry up and have that baby so you can get back to work.
6. Stop running from me and have a baby!
7. What do you mean children can't swim? Oh I'll MAKE him swim alright.

and last but not least...

8. "I accidentally knocked up my scientist elder in a micro second. I dropped her on someone by accident. Took her off and she already had baby in hand."


Help me add to this list. Hope it made you laugh