Things you said while playing VF [spoilers? maybe]

"What's that? A BLACK BAG? Oh.. it's garbage."

"Stop browsing the web. Get back to work!"

"If you're not felling fresh, take a bath!"

"Toastfixer? What job is that?"

I mostly did a lot of giggling and "aaaawwww..."-ing. lol

the first thing i said was "Read the email do not work!"and i said "Quick get the colectable and sell it online since i already have it!!!"

"Look Stepholo, I'm only going to say this one more time...if you're so tired why don't you just GO TO BED!?"

I said that so many times!

"You are looking for a snack AGAIN?"

"No not yet, I need you to do this first..."
"Oh stop arguing! *red glove*"
"Good girl/boy! *green glove*"

"I don't know why you keep trying to go through that wall."

"Wake up and put your kid to bed!" When the kid finally did go to bed, I praised him and now that is all he does.


"Stop nagging? I don't nag! Honey, tell them I don't nag!"

"Oh no, you didn't just carry that weed through the house after we cleaned up all those wrappers!"


Edit: And then when I picked up my peep, he dropped the weed on the floor!! LOL, there was a weed growing in my hallway!! ROTFL!!

"A turtle! A turtle! Laurence will be soooo happy we can have a pet turtle!!"

put down the weed now and go get that rare coin! quick before it disapears!

"No, no, no, you little work-a-holic! You're tired, I've taken you to your bed, therefore you sleep, not work on your career!"

STOP spreading flowers!!! Just do the baby !!

Why are the parents asleep while the 2 year old is running around alone?Haven't they heard of kidnapers?

"Ouch. Just how overdue was that book?"

"Again? Stop checking things out at the library! You're gonna starve if you keep this up!"

"if you tired go to bed!!"

"you didn't even sleep, what's the point of going bed if you not gonna sleep??"

"I made you got to bed so you could sleep, not nap for 5 mins and then getup again!!"

Whaddaya mean an infringement complaint?!! Nooooooo!!!

"Good grief... FELELLA, WHERE ARE YOU?!?"

"ok since when do u take showers while holding a baby"

"HOW COULD I BE CHARGED $42 FOR CUPCAKES I DIDNT PROMISE TO MAKE???????"
that one got me, i mean i dont really have alot of money yet u know!

"im not nagging u! i just praised u for working!"

"If you'd sleep until your energy was back to full, you wouldn't be exhausted in 5 minutes!"

"Where is the shed's key. ARG!! I cna't find it and the dyer is on fire."

"For the HUNDREDTH, MILLIONTH TIME, GO TO BED!!!"

Ok Boneheads, so if you're tired or exhausted, why won't you stay ASLEEP IN THE BED!!!!

Goodness, I hope they fix this soon!!!!!!!!!!!

<banging head on the keyboard>

I had a hard time getting mine to sleep too. I finally use the praise hand on them. Now they nap and sleep more often try that.

BTW, has anyone gotten their people to an "elated" mood? My family has one child and they both walked around elated unless they take a nap of go to bed even though the energy level is not quite half way/

yes 2 of mine are elated! its the adults and i assume its because she has another baby lol

My happy couple is elated. And her walking around with triplets! Go figure!

"BE BORN ALREADY!"

My guy was elated the first time they had a baby (he *really* wanted to be a daddy). My girl followed shortly thereafter...ironically, once the baby was walking around :P

Can someone tell me why everytime I have one of my peeps try to water the flowers it starts raining (crazy)

"why should my family have to pay 40 bucks for a boss's new lawmower when the barely have any money?!!"

"either work on ur career or i will make u carry another baby for 4 hours!!!"

"Stop dusting!!!! Seriously"

"Would you please turn the tv off when you have finished watching it"

"Do some woooooork"

"Awww look"

Yes! How many REAL men go around the house dusting? My father of three keeps wandering off to dust the furniture.

My woman is completely obssessed with dusting, it's all that she does. I never dust, maybe I should take a leaf outta her book.

"Ack, Meteora, get in the house! It's a thunderstorm out there!"

a lot of aawwwww that is so cute. And yesterday evening: OMG, I got my first spam message in VF I didn't imagine that would be possible. How cool, it's just like in real life!

*laughs* Yes, Alice! I got a spam mail last night too! It wanted to know if I "Want a Bigger Brain??!?!?" :P

"What on EARTH does he have so many pairs of womens' shoes in his closet for?!" (on his detail screen. Plus 3 pink sweaters AND he's not sure he wants kids...hmmm...lol

"Awww, she's playing cook? How cute... and less noisy than banging dishes..."

[The two year old pickes up a collectable that can be sold - and then goes to sell it]

Hey do your parents know you are on the computer? Do they know you are selling their stuff?

(Said to an already running woman carrying two babies...)

"Hurry up and throw that plant away and run to the back yard to get that other collectible!!!"

Why can't my 15 year old clean the house while *I* nap? If a 2 yr old can do it, he should be able to also!!!

Awww they all got the sneeeeezes!!!

Stop feeding the birds, you're using all the bread children!!

My husband (real life one) was playing VF, his first foray into LDW. His adoptee got a proposal from a guy named "Master"
He made $90/day, had over 200 in the bank and wanted kids. He rejected the proposal. When I asked him why he simply said "Not with a name like that" My first thought was he really cared for his girl, but he quickly squashed that as he went on to say...
"I figure that if you don't obey me, she won't obey him. Why make the poor guy miserable?"

Oh little one why are you depressed I preased you many times for helping in the house, so what can I do to cheer you up. Decide to buy groceries. Oh good that has cheered you up a little, but still a bit blue. Maybe more groceries will make you happy. Go on play with your toys. still blue. to grocerie store. All happy now Ah but are you happy child, I can't tell as your tired go to bed child. Maybe you feel better after a sleep. Good boy.

I must leave you now to sleep.

An hour later come back. Oh no why are you exshotorted now. did you not sleep properly. Right for once and for all go to bed and sleep this time and when I come back I demind you to be happy and not over tired again.

The two year old is using the stove to heat up food! By herself!?!?

When celebrating marriage..."Did you just bake a pizza for your celebration? "

It was supposed to be cake I'm sure, but it looked alot like pizza

And..."I'm not nagging, I'm just trying to make you feel better *rolls eyes* Jeesh"

AGH! Enough with the medicine samples!! I appreciate it and all, but I'm running out of space for them!

I saw the pizza too... funny!

Hahahaha it really sounds like teeth brushing when mummy orders the kiddies to brush theirs!! How I giggled at that.

My mother has never ordered the kids to do anything??? The only interaction was when she carried them as an infant. What do I need to do to get them to interact more?

The only time I notice it is at night, she ordered them to brush their teeth, that's all I've noticed though, not sure how she did it, I just noticed her commanding them to brush their teeth.

I just wen't "awwwww" when I saw one of the twins "looking for daddy" sooo cute!!!

Thanks! Maybe others can help us learn how to make them interact with one another.

And then the kid(s) came running, albeit grumbling a bit.

The kids grumbled when I tried to get both of them to study together too. It seems than only one can use the desk at one given time.

I did that too, and the same with the mummy one, but then she was standing right in front of her daddy and wen off searching for him in the complete opposite direction, silly child.

Yes the children were grumbly about having to brush their teeth, they didn't like that.

How funny!!!

Yes, the only time the characters seem to recognize each other is when they're making a baby. That's so disappointing! I'd like to see more family interaction between them.

HINT TO THE CREATORS:)
I think it would be real nice too if the kids room were automatically updated with another bed when a new baby is born. It doesn't seem right that all those beds are in there with no kids in the house. It would be cute too if the bed's color and decoration were appropriate for the child's sex. And what would be even nicer than this would be if there were separate bedrooms for the boys and girls.

I noticed the same thing. Kinda awkward... almost like they're living in someone else's house.... I dunno.

When it gets to be late in your time zone (mine did it around 10 pm) Mom will go stand in the doorway of the kids' room and "Call children to bed". The kiddies will come running and lie down.

Mine did that last night, though one only stayed asleep for about 2 minutes, I was waiting for them to do that tonight, but all 5 of my family are already in bed!!!

It's 11.30pm here. Their mother's not called them to bed yet, but the two younger kids are both napping in the living room.

I think mine was about midnight last night, if I remember rightly.

Quit looking for a snack already and make some dinner for the family!!!

"Felella, I will keep an eye on Mafalda. Go to bed."

a few moments later...

"What are you doing up?! Bed. Now!"

My runner husband and his reg. walking wife went to try for a baby, he ran in the room, did the little bed dance and ran out to watch TV just as she got to the bed and started laying out the petals. *me laughing at the screen* "that's probably why she argues with you so much!"

"Awww, that's so sweet, he curled up right next to her!"
The new pet dog curled up to sleep right next to Felella when I put the family to bed for the night.

'Oh, that's a GREAT start!'

My poor little family, just starting out, I do as the tutorial suggests and make them have a baby... triplets.

"Why is it raining IN the HOUSE?!"

My reaction the first time it rained... I still can't get over it raining in the house, it's just strange.

Yes, I noticed that, it did make me look very carefully at my house to check it was not leaky!!

I think I'm neglecting my Villagers.

"Burone! I know you claim to be Working on your Career... BUT THAT IS SOLITAIRE!! You can't fool me!! Get back to work, lazy."

^ When I saw my Hacker toon playing solitaire while claiming to be working.

"...Why in the world are you a Master Artist if all you do is play solitaire and Virtual Villagers?!"

"Six kids in college, six teens and six toddlers...I should rename you guys the Rabbit Family."

The thing I said:
GO TO SLEEP AND STAY ASLEEP ALREADY!

also:
Don't walk around the counter to put the groceries away, they are right there! You can reach them from the fridge.

"Wow... if there are two year olds selling things online, reading emails, and fixing routers, I must be a little behind the times!"

lol! akwkitty -- me too! lol! I thought, uh? The two year olders can sell stuff online?

Anoetic -- tonight I am just not going to even open the game (well -- as long as I can resist, I mean, lol!) and then hopefully tomorrow morning they will be fine. I was playing really late last night and they just WOULD NOT stay in bed. I finally gave up and went to bed myself and when I got up this morning and checked on them they were all rested and happy. Thank goodness!

Oh, and I was trying to tell them just to turn around when they were putting groceries away too, lol!

Me too!

When the 3 year started doing the dishes I said "What?! Seriously?! Wow...I'm impressed"

I know the feeling. I left them for awhile and both familes were exhausted (sp). I have put them to bed and left the game unpaused so maybe they will sleep. I ended up making them get up when I put food in the house (another thing I forgot to do) cause there wasn't any left.

Why do they all run to the kitchen when food is brought. It doesn't take the whole house.

"Lola, stop banging dishes! Dishes are not made to be banged with!"

"OMG! Moles are invading my garden!"

"I know that drawing on the wall is technically bad, but I wish I could see what they did draw!!"

"Ok before teens won't do homework or study but not that's ALL you do. Gosh how about you finish the job I told you to do, um yea that's right, FIX THE FLOOR."

Teens all they want to do is study. Ugh they can be so annoying.

"Wait, earthquake? DAMAGES?! No way! I just fixed that!"
"She's eighteen already?! When did that happen?!"
"Hey, wait, get back here! I need you to pick up this wrapper!"


The adults come to put away the food, and the kids come to peek at the groceries.

"lol, silling things with error in router? i have magic internet^^"

"You're sick, yes. What's wrong with you, though?"

Yes that too, but I meant my Virtual Villagers - the other games before Virtual Families!

"What are you doing?! I wanted you to work! Fixing Leaky sink??? It's not..................WHOLY SHOOT WHO DID THAT?! Dude. You're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky you're a batchler or you'd be in TROUBLE!!!!!!"

... Sure I would love to buy new stuff for your house, Ping, just as soon as you get your butt to work instead of playing videogames every time I turn my back...

"I know your sick, but the family is low on money right now so stop tapping the screen"

hmmm...my real son (6) wanted to know who was telling me no?? Then I realized I was telling the dad "Dont you tell me no!" out loud. I told him one if the characters in my game...he asked if I was going to send him to the corner lol!!! Maybe a hint for future editions! Send to corner, grounded from tv & computer...

I did an "awwwww" when my family's first-born son went off to college.


*sniff* They grow so quickly.

since WHEN do u feed fish bread?????

i bought the game weds HOW can they already be in college??????

I bought the bathroom upgrade... the towel warmer and scale... and now the parents constantly check their weight and the kids are always warming their hands.

I find it amusing how the father in my game, who is a dress maker, is always working at his job with thinks like hammers, saws, rocks, wood, and other such things!

On a side note, I've been wondering what the table in the laundry room is for. It looks like a sewing area, to me. Is that a sewing machine I see on it? Seems to me that would be a more fitting area for a dress maker to work.

Actually, now that I think about it, I find it strange that birds never visit the bird feeder, and after the initial visit at installation, they never visit the birdbath, either.

"Sandy go to bed like mommy is...........No.... Bed.... No not outside it's night.......Sandy BED. Now. NO! NO JUMPING *red glove* hey Don't run it's ok..............Oh your energy isn't low enough..... Ok you can watch tv awhile."

"hurry up and make the baby already!!!, there' a collectable on the lawn"

"Aww it's gone now, you guys are slow"

"awwww...is the kid praying before going to bed?"

(^--- anyone noticed this)

When they bend down before lying on the bed? *nods* I thought it was either that or the bed was reaaaaaallly low to the ground :P

How bout

"What are you doing up? you have low energy. Look the KID has nice energy and she's still laying down for bed and she's THREE!!. It's night. Be a good role modal and SLEEP."

Thats so cute...and you thought the bed was to low hehe funny.


"Stop drying your hair,feet,and warm your hands...I should have never purchased that towel."

Anyone can get collectibles, even the nursing mom .

"Okay...ya'll are getting me SO mad that.... that.... EVERYONE OUTSIDE,NOW! Except for you, Cetrina,I like you. STOP COMPLAINING!! I KNOW IT'S RAINING! So, little father dude, youre not feeling "fresh"? THERE IS A HOSE OUTSIDE AND LOTS OF RAIN DROPLETS!!!!

"Why do you have to stomp the poor little ants? How would you feel if they stomped you?!?"

"Aww, empty nest.... ohhh, Cappuccino, do you miss Soonella?"


"What?! Nooooo.... Zest died..."

Are you kidding? No one dries their hair THAT much! Later on I added feet and hands, too. I would like to jerk that little radiator out of the bathroom sometimes, lol.

T_T I killed them... *sniff*...............

"Geeez girl...stop digging holes to china..u'll never get there this way and i relly want the prize for the best lawn in the area"
"honey.. the birds are getting fat...stoooop feeding them and go to work!!"

I'm very aware of that. That is what I say when I'm playing the game but even if that was a question that doesn't answer it. I know what they do when they all run to the kitchen. What I'm saying is, it doesn't take the whole house. I just wish you could pick who goes to put up the food. They just drop whatever they are doing and run to the kitchen. So you have to time it very well.

I said the following last night

"Stay asleep gang..........No sleep... How do I keep you asleep?!

there are also threads on that

Seriously, where do all these socks come from??
Are you a sock? Are you a wrapper? Nope, it's the tv remote!!

I wonder when you are going to leave me little people!!

Noooooooo why did you have to die, it wasn't time yet!!!

"Oh you're watching tv. I'm gonna do that too. HEY that looks like Snow White on your tv! Neat!"

or the ever popular

"Hey. it's night go to sleep you're really weak and tired. you'll get sick.....................See?! I told you!"

"If Jenny in accounting can't afford to buy diapers, then she should stop having kids." Said upon recieving that email for the fourth time.

"That better not be one of the bugs we're looking for that you're taking outside!"

"Oh you little hypochondriac... you've bankrupted the family!"

"So, you don't wanna sleep? I've got some socks and wrappers and dirt smudges that have your name on 'em."

Funny thing, she went straight to bed once she escaped my evil clutches.

"IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just now. it's a BOY! Ben Jr after his daddy both mom (Sprite) and baby (Ben Jr) are fine and napping on the bed. Daddy Ben is napping in the livingroom after cooking an early dinner

When trying to make a baby.
"You guys are so out of sync. I mean your hubby is already walking away and you are still throwing flowers everywhere. You three families have troubles, learn from my two families who are actully in SYNC."

"UNDERPAY the taxes? What taxes? Wait, $130?!?! Sheesh, did I pay NEGATIVE taxes?"

Oh, I forgot

"That looks an awful lot like real food that you're play cooking..."

"I know you're exhausted but can you please try for another baby? Please, please, please"

"I'm getting FINED $30 for having weeds in my own yard that aren't hurting ANYONE !?!?"

This is from last night:
"'Checking out the house'?! You grew up in this house! It can't have changed THAT much."

And from today:
"Alina, get back where I can see you! ... I can hear you giggling... "

"slavery, never!" *shifty eyes*

"eat what your given and be thankful! geez"

"your 3 and you can fix the router, huh"

"look peep your 45 and i still have to put you to bed every night, SEEK HELP"

"is this place a mint!?"

"Get out of the pool, you silly girl, it's raining!"

Everything in your bars are filled and you've got a migraine? SERIOUSLY!
Odessa: Cough, cough, cough.

Gee, I wish I could go out in my back yard and find money.

(replying to Xay's letting the girl to get out of the pool when it's raining)
LOL!!!
That's a good one!

"Oh, you died! You were such a good villager...I mean...family member...peep...oh, you're going! Goodbye!"

"Checking your weight? Checking your weight? With triplets in your arms? How accurate of a reading are you going to get that way?"

"Don't JUMP ON THE BED while your mother is SLEEPING in it, you little monster!"

(a few minutes later) "As punishment for jumping on the bed you get to stop napping and go grab that collectible"

Ehmagosh i want that pool! Ehmagosh i want it i want it i want it! Ehmagosh! EHMAGOSH ITS $1,600!!! EHMAGOSH!!!

Wow, for some reason that word drives me nuts! "Ehmagosh"

Today is my real son's fifth birthday, so when my husband said with a sigh "They grow up so quickly" I naturally assumed that he was speaking of our son. It wasn't until I said "I know, next year he will be in Kindergarten" and heard him reply "Kindergarten? She is going away to college!" That I realized he was paying no attention to us non pixel people.

Who's looking for accurate right after having triplets? The babies are there to take the blame.

"why is this sock still lying around??"

"who dropped the sock after iclosed the game last time???"

I know this is so wrong but my last first adoptee just died and I actually looked at her lying there and said "finally". She has been worrying my nerves the entire time and I actually was waitin on her to die. I know that is so bad.

"poor guy" this 15 year old boy must share a room with his three sister all under 8

it was raining and one of my little chaps was "looking for bugs" when I said aloud "so am I" lol I didn't find any though, hope he was more successful.

You *say* you're working, but I can see solitaire on that computer screen!

*laughs* That's cute, Whimsey!

"Why do you assume I know the answer to that question?"

- My reaction to one of my peeps sending me an e-mail asking me where all the loose socks are coming from.

When the second child was sick for the millionth time, I said "Next time you get sick, I'm just going to let you die!"

"Hahaha, that bowl of cheerios is almost as big as you are! "

"Aww, the turtle's... well, trying to follow Meteora!"

"How did the turtle even get ON the hammock in the first place...?"

"how many times do i have to cure your sore thoart today??"

"Well FINE! No more cookies for you!" LOL

"Wow. Sandrella, you are just... way too pretty. Are you sure you're only 14?"

Well geez you're boss just needs to hire lawn care people. Either that or quit crashing his lawn mower. Why does the office have to buy him a new mower all the time? (After the 3rd or 4th email)

Why are you asking me for different food (or more stuff in the house) when you won't work on your career? Quit working on your hobby goober.

More socks? Why can't you drop a shirt every once in a while? And really who can't pick up the sock they drop right in front of the washer/dryer?

"I can't believe a 2 year old can use the internet!"

"Ummmm should she be in here while your trying to make a baby?"

Thanks Alot fot the bird house neighbor, but you took all my family's MONEY!!

"For the love of everything that is Isola, even though you don't live there, would you PLEASE stop making a sound like a three year old when I pick you up?! YOU'RE TWELVE!"

"Should a 2-year-old really be using the stove? Hello, Child Welfare? I'd like to report a problem."

"You've got that right!"

- When the game was loading and the screen said "Your virtual friends have minds of their own."

Stop getting dirty all the time! I have a young one that is always saying "Not Feeling Fresh" and has to take a bath every half hour it seems! LOL

"Don't daydream in the yard! Maybe if you daydream in the kitchen, I'll think you're working!"

"Why are you tired all the time? WHY?"

"What? A 2-year-old can use the stove to warm up food? Really? Wow. You learn something new every day."

"Uhh...OK, you just left while trying to have a baby. That's not the way it works." *minutes later after a new baby appears* "Oh. It did work. Who would have thought it."

"Just go and work, you idiot! Your wife can put away the groceries by herself!"

You're 2 Years old, the dishes can wait!

Why does the whole family go nuts about a pack of groceries? I wonder what you'll do when you get the plasma.

From the SB:
Whaddya mean it's been raining a lot? There's been not one drop of rain since I adopted you!

Don't feed the birds. Your children are hungry; feed 'em instead.

Why do you keep getting sick?? Honestly!! Ohhhh, ok. You really are sick, well I forgive you then, I guess the doctor is right this time!!

Stop checking your weight/outfit/whatever and WORK!

If you want different food WORK AND EARN MONEY so I can have the ability to buy it!

What do you mean it's too soon for another baby? Your youngest is 4! In the real world some people have a baby every single year!

WORK! STOP GOOFING OFF AND WORK YOU LAZY BUM!

Why is it you moms can pull weeds, do dishes, browse the web, etc, but you refuse to work to earn money while carrying a baby? That is stupid and illogical! WORK YOU LAZY LITTLE TWIT!

Dude, it's raining, stop working out and get working!!

What the heck is the dog doing outside sleeping in the rain? Someone call her inside already!

YAY Chris mastered candy design. YAY

"Does a five-year-old even get pimples?"

(English Accent) "Oh my, we have a problem"

"I gave you MULTIvitamins,
I gave you FRESH fruit,

I gave you Chamomile,
I gave you MEGA chamomile,
I gave you Red Bull,

I let you sleep on the comphy chair in the living room,
I let you sleep in the hammok on a sunny day,
WOULD YOU PLEASE FALL ASLEEP ON THE BED ALREADY!!!!!"

omg stop watching tv and looking for falling stars already and repair the stupid wall!

Why are playing in the dirt while wearing WHITE pants?????? Your gunna be in trouble.

Why do you play in the dirt when you have a perfectly good sandbox?

The dyer's on fire AGAIN?!

You know, when I was a little girl of 5 and 6, I had to help put the groceries away. I didn't get to stand there jumping up and down.

OMG! my 2 yr old is doing the dishes. Mom put him down and thats the first thing he did

Enough with the paintings! They are perfectly straight!

Why should I give whats her face $10 just for having a baby. I just had triplets and didn't notice anyone giving ME money for it! I don't even like that girl anyways.

Dude! Get off your lazy bum and do something useful!!!

How are you STILL browsing the web?!?! Do something else! You have a baby! Don't influence him!!!

Soooo, you can heat food in the oven,

You can sell a colectibal online,

You can BROWSE the web,

You can even understand what "Pluto, the lonely planet means at age 2,

SO WHY CAN'T YOU GET IN THE SHOWER ALREADY!!!

"Stupid wall! Why didn't you get repaired, why?"

*after receiving an email for the second time saying Paulie lost all the progress he had in that career level* "OH NO! Not again! You must be cursed!"

"Why won't you work, you lazy bum! You have a family of 6 mouths to feed and your wife just had twins and can't help..! We need the money!"

"An earthquake, eh? I wonder what else can happen to you guys..." (this also speaking about the previous family, which is dirt poor)

Ohhhhh,
you browse the web but you think it's "too hard" to WORK?!?!

Get a grip lady....

You're dancing on your parents bed while the cat is sleeping there? I always thought you're a bit weird boy. You'll definitely not be the one to inherit this house.

HEY!quit being a couch potato(or watching tv.),and do your work!
someone take out theeee.....(I pretend to pass out.)
*to child watering can*.thats how fast you can go?carry one.
aw,shes napping with her baby....

"Yep! See you through the screen! Thanks for the e-mail!"

I am going to rip that warm towel right off of the wall!!!

While looking for one of my little peeps, I found her sitting up against the wall in the lawn..."What are you doing?" I actually asked aloud. I clicked on her and the bar said 'hiding'. "Ooooh, you're hiding" I whispered.

As if I may give away her location

Then I did laugh out loud when a little boy hid in the laundry closet! I never would've found him had I not seen him disappear into it!

Fixing the painting? But You are nowhere near a painting!

lol @ all these. Said by me recently

"Awww. She died" (I was expecting it at that)

"No. You cannot walk through walls so don't even try"

"Would you stop stretching and do some work....No, that's not stopping stretching"

"Don't check your weight. You'll just get depressed again" (checked weight and jumped around. 5 mins before she'd complained about it. Must've been all the stretching)

"Would you two stop arguing and just have a kid already"

rofl. The last one must've worked. The second generation of my first family just had their first child. A girl. That family has yet to have a boy, and she looks just like her mum.

"OMG Doc please wake up!!! The man is sick, 61 years old,just lost his wife. And now you're telling him to use babyboost if he wants a baby. That's really really cruel".

I was in uni cafeteria, got a cup of coffee for myself, sat on a comfy cusion which was placed on grass. Then I noticed this litle brown bug in the grass, which looked exactly like the uncommon brown bug in VF. The first thing I though was 'weird; it's not even raining'. Then I began to scan around to find and drag someone unoccupied to the bug. And then my hubby asked me what the [censored] I was doing, and I woke up.

HAHAHAHA and i thought i was the only one who talked to them.

lil person saying nature calls I say WELL GO THEN!1!

ok woman u said u want kids why u wont have another the child 7 already

everyone is exausted THEN GO TO BED stop reading,cooking at 12am,family night this dang late go to durn bed

"Come back here you little twerp, and pick up that sock!"

Hiya um wats a spoiler? I'm new........

Hey I no u wat ever ur name is...... u said u were a grown up but ur a teen so ha ha ha!

Please explain to me doctor how my little son looks like Don Johnson at 2 years old?

(What is it with the Miami Vice look on a baby?)

(watching a couple trying for a baby) Oh, so that's what goes on in the Love Shack.

It's been two years since she died, cheer up already!

Does anyone care that the two year old is awake - and going to play in the sandbox - while everyone else sleeps?

Look, I'm happy your favorite show is on, but the remote isn't lost! Have you looked on the coffee table yet?

Hey! I gave you that book to read to your kid! That's fifteen dollars coming out of your paycheck, buddy.

I talk to them often. Earlier I was trying to get one guy to repair the hose, but there was too much water pressure. I found myself shouting "I NEED A LEAK!" Other people in the house were probably wondering why I was announcing that at the top of my voice XD

"What the heck are you doing napping with the baby in the hammock during a storm??? You're gonna make him sick.. if you don't get zapped with lightning first!"

"Playing in the dirt in the rain? That ain't dirt.. that's mud!!"

"You're gonna brush your teeth down to nubs if you don't stop!!" (*grumble* I wish I'd never praised that behavior!)

"No watching tv when there's chores to do, young lady! There's weeds to pull."

hah - you thought you were the only one who talked with your virtuals? no way.

Everytimes they pull a cake out of the grocery bag, I tell them they have to share.

I choosed to inherit the house to this beautiful girl Brette, then there came a proposal from an ugly cross eyed man, which I accepted because he had 50$ in the bank and I wanted the 'marry for love trophy'. But when the marriage ceremony began, she stopped in the middle, even before serving the cake, and began dusting the furniture leaving the guy in the middle of the hall with a rose in his hand. I loughed aloud and said:

'Ok, sweetie, I also didn't like him, but think about it, you did earn a beautiful shiny trophy for your family. And I bet you'll have some beautiful children. What you don't want children? That's not a choice honey, as I said, you should think about your family, right?'

ROFL! OMG.... my stomach is sore from laughing.

"Yes I know you're sick but I can't help you if you won't tell me what's wrong"

"Again with the lotion?"

Mom checking e-mail, getting that "Jenny in accounting just had a baby" and finding out that she contributed with $35 for the diapers:

"Hey, I had twins two minutes ago, where's my diaper money?"

Mail fram Uncle Denny, you know, the guy who has to go to the dentist after eating his niece's cookies and demands that she pay part of his dentist bill:

"Stop baking for that grumpy old dude!"

Sometimes I log in in the middle of the night, and the family goes to bed. Unfortunately for them, collectibles appear at that time too, so I can drag a kid out of bed to get it, and when he's on his way back to bed, I find another collectible and say to the same kid:

"Good, you're up, get that coin before going to bed, will ya?"

Also, for those looking for interaction: drop adult on a kid, and the adult will tickle the kid and gets a giggle. Drop kid on kid, and all kids will run to their bedroom and have a giggle party, adorable. Another result of dropping kids on each other is that they "play train".

I like messing with the cat. When another poster said that when it's clicked it will sit down, I've been harassing it every since. Neeeyaaaaaahhhh!

I demonstrated that to my (real) daughter the other day. She was fascintated by it

be careful though melanoma, i clicked on my dog too much and it ran away. It came back after a few hours but i was worried that it wouldn't

After the 3rd trip to the kitchen to make a grande latte I said "eek...careful there...you ARE nursing!"

I wonder if the caffiene fed baby will be jumping on the beds and practicing kung fu like mad?

This is your first minute away from your mother and all you want to do is bang dishes? You have five older sisters and not one of them ever banged dishes! -red glove- I wonder if this is a gender preference...

Why, if you have enough knowledge to prepare a meal by yourself, do you need my guidance to sit down and eat?

Seriously? You'd rather work than have a baby? Fine. But if an orphan knocks on the door, I'm adopting it. (I did, too!)

It's great that you finally learned to clear the dishes, but couldn't you have let your mother eat first? Now we're going to have to make a whole new meal for her.

Aw, Violetta wrote from college. A rash, huh? Like the ones she used to get? I never cured her of any rashes.

Gotta love great-aunt Nessie.

Kid, you're an only child, why are you hiding toys?

Rose, stop checking your weight. It'll only change when you go to college in a few minutes.

You're still playing daddy at thirteen? Get a life, kid.

LOL. I actually read through the entire thread because I wanted to post the same things.

"If the grumpy uncle keeps costing me money, why are you baking more cookies for him!?!?" (after the last two emails, where both emails bankrupted us because he wanted two different amounts for the dentist bill, and we couldn't pay either one.) Can we please disown the old fart?

I have gotten the train, giggle party, listening to stories from adults dropped on kids (kind of like in VV when the chief talks to all the kids), and also an adult will sometimes tickle the child instead of telling a story.

I took the longest time to figure out how to make them cook a meal: drop them on the table. Is there a similar magic place to drop them to make them clear the meal? All I get are people looking for snacks (I just FED you!!)

I haven't found a "magic place" (wish there was one) but I've got a theory. If you need to do any grocery shopping, do it after they've had a meal. Once or twice I've put the groceries down and right after they were put away, someone started clearing the dishes. Mind you, I just made the parents and son in one family put the groceries away, and then they all left the table set. Guess it depends on their moods or something. lol.

Last night one of my people complained to me about how hard it is to find the right person. I said "Tell me about it".

"Pigpen get in the shower already" to one of my teenage peeps who refuses every attempt to shower. Yet keeps putting on deodorant cuz 'not feeling fresh' but is 'always looking for attention!'

One of the little kids went to the restroom since nature was calling, but her little brother was already inside. I watched curiously while she also entered inside (through the closed door). Immediately after that, her elated status turned to 'not feeling fresh'. I said 'Oh no, let me guess, Cooper peed on you?'

I've said that. And "why are you letting your 2 year old run around outside when you're both asleep?"

rofl. I had that same thought. "If I knew where they came from I would stop them showing up."

'You have lots of toys, flatscreen tv, a pool, pinball machine, you even have that big bright red ball, and you're still playing in the dirt? You're weird'

'Ok, Brette, I get it; no matter how I dress him, he's still ugly. But he's your hubby, don't be such a stranger to him; we still need two more kids to fill the house. Focus please; this is important'

to the husband: "You're playing video games while she's working? Think again." (then I stick him by the rubbish outside in the rain)

"These guys are slobs with bad teeth! What's with all the candy wrappers?"

This knob is way too fancy for this shed. Someone's not thinking."

LOL

It's official. I'm cracking up. I've started yelling at the kids of the virtual families, like they were my own daughter.

To one in the rain: "Will you go indoors. It's raining.

To another poking plants: "Don't poke at the plants. That's just rude"

What do you think my chances are on having them listen and obey?

I got worried for a second after persisting in the peeps attempt to make a baby. They kept arguing then the mom started walking to 'send player an email'...I just KNEW it was going to say "Back off would ya?! I'm not ready! "...but it didn't they just wanted groceries

So again, I persisted...they had a baby and the mom immediately went to take a nap..."Amen sister", I said

While picking up Lukerie who was "enjoying sounds of nature":

Me: "How bout instead of enjoying the sounds of nature."

Mom (aka Maniac Mom): "We enjoy the sounds of making money."

By-the-way, I have laughed so hard over all the comments in this thread.

To the 18-year-old twins and their 17-year-old brother: You'd better make sure this place is spotless before you go off to college.

"No, it does not take 10 people to put away the groceries!"

(OK so there can't be 10 people in the family, but it sure seemed like it, even the cat was there.)

Push the cat off your face, your going to suffocate.

Yes I know the stove is on fire, grab the stinking fire extinguisher already.

You realize your costing your parents money by gossiping online right? Go study in the kitchen.. No wait fix the sink.. ok fine study in the kitchen..

How many times in an hour do you have to wash your hair? Its clean already.. Fine I hope you go bald!!!

Fine you dont want to work on your job ok then go work out.. oh now you want to work.. make up your mind.

How is it you want kids and all your boys are identical down to the toes but you couldnt seem to make them either as twins or triplets? I should have picked your brother..

The best one is

Are you sure you want to adopt this little girl? Your 58 yrs old.. if your anything like the rest of your family you wont live past 61. Ok fine. Sure enough she died at 61 and I said "See I told you that you were to old to adopt, now I have to feed the kid and make sure it doesnt die before going to college" grumble grumble..
why doesnt she tell me she's sick? oh no she just goes from working in the office to dying on the bed without a by your leave.. grrrreat just great..

Argue on your own time. I only have 5 minutes til I gotta go and you need to make a baby. Now.

Today there were wrappers to pick up. First Adrola was put on
one, gave me a decided NO. I went 'huh?'. So then put hubby, Gepory on another, and there he is with an attitude....another 'NO'.
So, who is going to win....me of course, I thought. Back on the wrapper, more 'NO'S' and 'yes you will' from me. After at least an eternity [felt that way] I decide some strange glitch has happened, so tell them to go do whatever they want....yep, out loud! And with that the action bar says 'trash can full'!!!!!!
There it sat with lid askew, flies a buzzing. Adrola emptied it,
and then she and hubby very sweetly picked up wrappers and tossed them.

I find myself saying, "YES!" when they say "NO" to something. I want to reach through the screen and bop them on the head! lol

"If you go to brush your teeth ONE MORE TIME, it's the SALTY CANDY for you!!" (after repeated application of the red glove didn't stop him)

"why do u need wood when ur a dress desginer!!!"

how much sodas do u need ten!!!

"Paprika, can you explain this to me? How exactly did you infringe on someone's copyright when you work as a Toaster Repairer?"

Everyone keeps assuming that it's copyright infringement. The actual text says, "A complaint has been filed against you by one of your colleagues in the Professional Association alleging infringement upon their work." There are many ways to infringe upon someone's work that don't involve copyrights.

Paul, how many times do I need to tell you
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR! YOU'RE BALD, FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!

"Yeah, yeah..celebrate your marriage by cleaning up this house, people!"

LOL! That almost make me choke on my water

Kissa, please , squeeze that pimple somewhere else . Wait- how are two-year-olds supposed to have pimples!?!?
Edit: Whoops- sorry 4 the xtra post.

I saw this in the virtual villagers forum and decided to start one here. I'll start:

1."Please have a baby o please come on come on, work!"
2."Don't have a shower, you're clean enough! Get back to work!"

This thread was way back on page 16 because the last post before Safire was on July 1st!

We need more

I personally said "Eat faster please! My stomach is growling and I have a cranky family to feed too!"

"You know, your going to end up drowning your baby if you keep having a shower while carrying him!"

Why are you straightening the picture? That's a bare wall!

"She rejected your proposal the first time, why won't you just leave us alone??"

"Oh come on.. they have the same likes, this has to be a perfect match!"

//content deleted at posters request//

Speaking of dropping weeds in the house... I had a dream the other night about VF (I am pretty sure there is a message there about me playing too much!). Anyhow the dream was that one of the kids liked the weeds and brought a bunch of them into her room so that she could watch them grow. I wonder if that would work?!

I don't think you could get a peep to drop a weed in their room, but you could definitely get them to drop a weed in the hallway - make an indoor garden

"Ew that's gross,shame on you two,you're so disgusting,but i still love you"

(that's what i said when i dropped mmy 18yr old daughter on the father just to see what would happen,and i read that they could make a baby and i just wanted to see if they would and they did but the baby ended up in the mom's arms and the mom couldn't work) i'm so gross lol

Gabby, that was fixed in a later version. You might wish to download the latest version from the place where you purchased the game.

lol this is the funniest one i've read today

"No, don't go to the bathroom, there's weeds to pull, and I don't care whether you feel fresh or not!"

Your 18 now why haven't you left yet. And
You are 4 years old and you are squeezing a pimple.

"Oh come on!!! It's never to soon to try to make a baby!"

One time I couldn't find a peep and he was hiding :
"Um...why were you hiding in the toilet?"

"SHOOT! people! All i ask is that you get the groceries put away BEFORE a meal!"

once when my people kept going 'can't decide whether it's time to have a baby'
"WHY WON"T YOU HAVE A CHILD?!?! you are 30! you are child-less! GRRRRRR"
THEN i think the letter she wrote me said she had wanted a child FOR A LONG TIME!

Even in real life, just because you want a baby very badly and try and try, doesn't mean you will get one.

Action: Checking out funny smell
Status: Not feeling fresh

Hon, maybe it's YOU!

Yea i know but this is VF not real life

Me: "Nnnhhnhhnn, I want the water proof tape..."
*return from store screen*
Lia: "No."

I'm in the process of finding Mr Spike for Lia (Rainbow!) and after rejecting another proposal, I decided to check the store this time around and found it had the tape. But it wouldn't do any good to buy it because it wouldn't stay with the save game files getting replaced. (Oh yeah, and that mess of N's and H's at the beginning is me whining about it)

Well, during my trail, I said...

"WHY! WON'T! YOU! PEOPLE! EAT!? I've made MEAL after MEAL! If you are really that hungry, EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!"

"The shower!! It's sparying water!! *buys water-proof tape* There we go! *reads label* OUTDOOR USE ONLY!? NOOOOOES!!!"

And then my trail ended. XD

"You have enough money! STOP WORKING AND MAKE A MEAL!!!"
" SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU GET RID OF HICCUPS I JUST PAID 175 DOLLARS!"

To parent: "Why do you wait until the kids are through eating before you call them to the table?"

(Said to one of my identical twin girls)

Pepper!...no, Emma!...no, wait, YOU THERE! Go get that collectible!

And with my new family... X3

"*reading through adoption screen, stops at a woman with jet black hair named Blondie* Blondie? Poor thing! I better take her under my wing! And change that name! Yeeesh!"

A few moments later, after marriage.

"Pamela (Blondie), and Bengur, nether of you want kids?! I'll just see about that! *little people make a baby with scucess on first go* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!! You people ROCK!"

Family screen, after baby.

"Maaan, that baby is TOO CUTE! But the name? Atlas? I'm gonna change that after she get's "dropped"."

Conversation with my mom about VF

"Mama! Come look at this! This girl's name was Blondie! But she has jet black hair! So I named her Pamela, and she married Bengur. He looks sort of strange, but he makes lots of money on his carrer!" ~ Me

"I have no idea what you just said. Eat your lunch." ~ My mama

TAHAHA!! I love that conversation Joine!

I've been playing this for four days...

"Kikhi, you suck at making money!" "Your wife drops the kid and immediately goes to work, and THEN you decide to go work on your career? What, you can't let her make more than you?!"

Oh funny!

-After reading the Weather Machine E-mail-
Hello neighbor that I don't know, I hope your machine DOESN'T WORK so I can happily go outside without being rained on!

"You underpaid your taxes! We have taken *insert number here*."
"TAKE IT! I've got enough money to fill the swimming pool ten times over, I don't need it!"

lol i want to but it

But it?

"YES! Yesyesyesyes...." etc.
I got the perfect match and the marry for love trophies in the first generation on my newest family!!!!!

well i mean buy it

WHAT DO YOU MEEN THE INSTALATON FAILED! i spent good money on a game that didnet even work!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wide-eyed stare at screen in disbelief* "No... way... YES!!!!! YESYESYES!!!"
*wildly flailing limbs* "Twins on the first generation!!!"
*pause filled with gleeful giggles and squealing*
...
"Seriously, this new family I started is amazing."

One DOLLAR! i tell you to work on carrear and you get me one dollar!

"*cry of anguish* Thank goodness I know that email's randomly generated, or I'd feel so bad!"

My chara, Fred, got the email from 'Sam' about all the bad stuff going on... and Fred's older sister was named Sam!!

'NO, you're NOT throwing old food out, you've just put it in, it was FRESH!! We just emptied the garbagecan AND there is a dinner on the table'!!!!

Ah, COME ON!!! Make a baby, for cryin' out loud!!

I had the same!! Please stop arguing, get ON with it!!!

And another one when they are making coffee in the morning: 'Now, that's a GREAT idea!! I'll get me one TOOO!!!

I'm not a big fan of speaking to the monitor, but I've probably said this when adopting a peep.

"No, I did not just miss a rainbow girl!"

*looking through adoptions* Okay I want [insert this type here]
*flipping...flipping...flippin--* AHHH I just clicked too fast!

Rinse and repeat about 28 times. O_O

1) No... *copy* *paste*... you will NOT have a boy... you... will... have... a... GIRL!!!! AIIAIAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
2) O... M... G... THE MOWHAWK GUY PROPOSED!!! YESYESYESYESYES!!! You shall have RAINBOW BABIES. And I shall name them: Indigo, Violet, Greenelle, Bleu, Redanna, and Yella!!!
3) NOOOOOOOOOO! Juliette died!

If you're so hungry then find somthing to eat there is plenty there 1149 units.

1)OMG! Triplets! YES! finally!"
2) Wait a minute.. Twins at 50!! I'm officialy freaked out.."
3) My gosh! THe oven's on fire and you just calmly walk away after freaking out for an hour!! What!!"
4) " Why are you drawing on the walls! Without me!"

"Ok, you're a toast-fixer, eh? Then why are you chopping up cucumbers?!"

1) NO!!! YOU MUST HAVE A CHILD!
2) Aw, Im sorry I will buy you food. (More) Please brighten up.
3) Oh no you don't! Stop disobeying me!
4) You are dirty just get in the stinking shower!
5) Good little boy. Oh, you're forty? Good job, dude.
6) Good girl! Oh you're an adult? Good job!

AHHH!!! MY 5 YEAR OLD IS APPLYING DEODORANT!!!
Forget twins, I want triplets!!!
Just because your 55 doesn't mean you can't have another kid
Just because I keep forgeting to buy you food doesn't mean you should get depressed.
Nature is calling AGAIN?!

"Ditch that common collectible, get the rare one instead!"

"What do you mean it's 'too soon' to have a baby again? Hurry up!"

"Do NOT peek at the groceries! Let mom and dad put them away!"

"When is that store gonna put a sale on a different grocery!?!?"

"I really wish I had a salty candy for you, so you would stop banging dishes!"

Keep in mind, as of now, I only have three people that can actually walk, and one that's getting there.

To Stephen: "You're three! How much sleep do you need!?" "What do you mean, exhausted? Exhausted!? You don't wash the dishes, as I make your preggers mother, who, for some reason, can still run on the treadmill (!) and not work, do it; You don't sell things on the computer, as, for some reason, your delusional parents let you do WHATEVER you want, and so I look after you and ban you from it; You don't help put the groceries up; All you do is study and play ping pong at YOU'RE exhausted?" "Gah. Why can't your parents be more like you? When I say BED that's what I mean!" "Look. Just because there was a glitch in the game that allowed me to get more money than I will ever know what to do with does not mean you are allowed to lie in the hammock during a THUNDER STORM! I can't bring you back to life, y'know! All I can do is pay for the doctor to come tell me you're dead!" "Why are you outside, in the middle of the night, during a thunderstorm, in a sandbox, covered in mud which will be tracked into my house, when your parents are sleeping? You already KNOW about the creepy stranger next door that seems to know about every little thing in our lawn!" "If you'd stop poking plants and playing in the dirt, you'd feel fresh!" "Gah! I told them you were evil! Why is your head spinning!?"


Kimmi: "Look woman! If you do not stop arguing with your husband and have a baby right now, I will not hesitate to adopt the next THING that comes knocking!" "Wait. So, you can cook, clean, pick up weeds, walk on your treadmill, PLAY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER and send e-mails to me, among other things, but, you can't work? WORK! You're a book reviewer! How hard can your job possibly be!?" "I don't care if you're preggers or not! You're 28, and, you're acting more like a baby than your 26 year old husband!" "How long does it take for that baby to turn two? I get it. I get it. You think I'm not going to make you do anything while holding baby. Well, you're wrong! Short of working, you have the same responsibilities of us all!" "So. You won't get in the pool with your baby, but, you'll take a shower with her?" "Explain to me why you have clothes on in the shower." "If you can't see that remote sitting right in front of you, than you deserve to miss that show!" "Why is your child outside?"

Jasper: "If you so much as look at that duster one more time, your allergies will be the least of your worries!" "Your wife is sitting laid back in the chair, with her baby on her legs and the magazine on her baby's head. Do something."

In General: "Well, maybe she should stop having babies! I don't really have the means to... Wait. Glitch. Yes I do. I don't... Have the emotional means to WANT to support you guys and her babies!" "I see you too! THROUGH THE SCREEN!" "I just gave your groceries -facepalm-"

I think many of us have SCREAMED this;

"YESSS! A RAINBOIW GIRL! THANK YOU GOD!"

I've said this: " When I count to three, you get out of the shower and answer your email, okay?". and " YOU WALK SO SLOW! Walk Faster!"

"Yes! College! You're gone! Now, when are you going to send some e-mails?"
"You know, teenagers from today should take a page out of your virtual books. Always studying."
"Please, I know who's getting the house. I knew it as soon as Ashton was born. Your sister."
"I swear, if Jenny in accounting has one more baby..."
*looking at the cake* "You guys do realize I bought that for EVERYONE, right?" *drools*

Oh, and, when I told Kimmi I would adopt the next THING that came to the door, I did! It came in the form of David, the fifth child.

"Yes I can see the dryer lint is burning. NOW PUT IT OUT!"

LEAVE MOM ALONE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!

Why do ALL my rainbow girls need baby boost is it a family trait??????? I'm serious is it cause girl 1 needed baby boost girl 2-7 also needed baby boost NOT husband.

Cyborg, you made me LOL at your post. I'd put some of my sayings in here, but they might not be E rated. JK!

PEANUT STOP BANGING DISHES!

As punishment for stomping ants your staying outside in the rain

Make a baby and do not leave to read the newspaper

Click would you please stop itching I gave you med. Already

I'm sorry that Jo doesn't like you but no need to be depressed about it.

Why are you watering the plants we haven't fixed the hose yet

And the oh so famous

Please sleep already! I don't care if the stove is on fire! We'll put it out tomorrow
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When you write your story,don't let others hold the pen.

"Why are you using celery if you are a nut prossecor"

Just yesterday...

"Oh my God, no way!" - after my peep's 6th marriage proposal turned out to be someone with the same job as him (Spice Mixer). First time ever I've earned that trophy!

Hi Jo13! I noticed yesterday or so that you, like me, are back to playing again too! I quit for several years but got a etablet for Xmas and found VF for it. Got me playing on my PC again too.

Anyway, Congratulations! I've never had the Perfect Marriage award either and probably won't ever see that one. Must have felt exciting!

This time, we'll both succeed in getting all 100 trophies! Crossing my fingers for it, at least.
You never know, I thought that this new try to get all the trophies was doomed because of the Perfect Match trophy, but the game surprised me. It might surprise you soon as well - finding a perfect match doesn't necessarily mean rejecting dozens upon dozens of proposals. I think some people in this forum even got it as a 1st or 2nd proposal! (now that would be even more shocking to see happen)


Went to check on my peeps a while back, and as the youngest child, Blastocyst, had no likes, it was encyclopedia time for her, making me say:
"Aw, why couldn't it have been running?" (she gained a liking for vegetables)

Well, you win one and you lose one, right?

Another trophy that I don't think I've ever received is the one where you win the lottery. I did actually have one of my 5 families have a chance to buy a lottery ticket and I used that chance but still lost. Oh well, just like real life, right? hahaha!

I just now came back to the forums to read over VV 1 stuff. I can't remember that game at all and besides concentrating on Research and trying to keep a steady supply of berries going, I am not sure if I should be trying to build too or just stick 4 adults on research, one on harvesting berries and continue watching for mushrooms with the one child. So, off to read those topics now.

Oh, one thing I forgot to ask -- have you ever used an Encyclopedia set on someone that already had Likes? I think I tried it once and they kept the one they had and got a second one as well. Maybe you could try that to get a runner.

I've had the lottery one happen a couple of times, but only after at least half a dozen lottery events in which they didn't win. More likely to happen that the perfect match, though. I do wonder about the latte, since I played most of my families in the older version of the game (where there was a glitch that prevented peeps from ever making lattes). I just upgraded the kitchen to level 3, though, so I guess I'll find out how hard it is to get it soon.
I've never used the encyclopedia in anyone who had likes - the description says something like "will work better if your little people have few likes", so I was always a bit afraid it would do nothing and then I'd have wasted money on it. But now, thinking about it, maybe if they only have one like it will still work.

Since I must have the latest version of the game (just downloaded the trial and then added the activation code that LDW sent me around the end of January so I figure it's the latest version anyway) I have had no problem with the Grande Latte one in my games. But it's best to watch them close between 7:00 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. if you can play at that time of day. Or, if you have day/night reversed then watch for it during those times in the evening since it'll be morning for them. They seem more likely to make one during those times or if they start getting tired in the afternoon.

You're 2 years old you shouldn't be cooking or heating up food.
Especially in the oven, it's taller than you are.

I've used it many times and finally got a runner.It was probably just my luck and I also got the latte trophy in my first gen. So its mostly luck I guess!

Since it's Easter right now, and I don't have classes until the 5th, waking up around that time it's going to be unlikely. Of course, when I do wake up early, I'll have to go to class, so I guess reversing night/day will have to do.


"Why can't you get promoted faster?" - said today because Diakinesis is only on level 4 of her career, and has been there for a while, while her husband's already close to master level. Sure, she's had the babies to care for, but they have a level 3 kitchen now and their youngest are now 4 years old, I'd expect her to start getting promoted again.

"Please stop drawing on the Wall!"
"If you draw on that wall one more time it's the salty candy for You!"
"Stop working!"

I'm quite surprised at that last one there!

"who are you waiting for? Your husband is right beside you trying to make a baby."

I had a 2-yr old applying deodorant! LOL!!!!!



And I scold people like 80 times for stuff and It's like they want to be scolded. I think you know what's happening!


(In case you don't:) They are doing it MORE often:
1. Jumping on the Bed
2. Drawing on the wall
3. Getting attention

GLITCH ALERT:
If you praise someone for reading email after they read it, they will reply! And their action is "No"!

That's because you can only praise actions that the peep started him/herself. They had no choice but to read the email; you picked them up and dropped them on the computer.

For heavens sake, stop dusting, you will dust the wood from the furniture if you go on like this.

If you two do not start working properly I swear, this is the first an last child of yours. And don't you dare complaining

Do you really have to bring away every single weed by to the trash. Use a bucket!

I gotta go... please hurry with your baby making!

With a family of six kids, "Enough with the teeth brushing, you are making MY teeth hurt." Last time I praise them for that!

Leave the laundry alone!

Does this dog do anything?

Who said it's too soon to have another kid?!





That's how my woman celebrates her marriage, by dusting!

I didn't mean to choose the eldest to start the second generation, when her wants-kids was "No Way", but somehow I hit Adopt rather than Try Again.

So when her first proposal came from a Watch Fixer, a job as good as hers (Lawyer), with a "Definitely" in his profile, I figured okay, they'll argue forever every time about having kids, but they'll manage. And she can afford to fix up the Workshop for him.

So after they fixed the birdbath together (it had been waiting for 2 adults at once), I dropped him to her, Embracing, then again--and they immediately headed inside to make a baby.

All I could say (and I did) was, "Wohh-ohh, bro. Masterful!"

In both VF and VF2 I generally take the first proposal that comes along. I'll adopt a Definitely' always, without worrying to much about their other attributes. That's assuming the family has one, of course. That means that I've quite often had a 'Definitely' and a 'No Way', and have found that they'll often still have large(ish) families. Two 'No Ways', though ...

I've also got a theory that the first time a new couple try for a baby they'll often get one and with the minimum of fuss. It's only my theory though.

What I didn't say to the youngest, now 18, while we were repairing the workshop wall, just thought very loudly: "'Calling the children to brush their teeth' is a really lame excuse. Especially when you've already said it twice!"

"I underpaid those taxes by HOW MUCH???"

"Look, stop being depressed and do some work"

Again, thought VERY loudly: How does a 3yo get lush sideburns? In an attention-grabbing auburn, yet?