*CLOSED* Stupid Question Contest!
Posted by: Arthur
*CLOSED* Stupid Question Contest! - 10/19/04 06:23 AM
[The contest is closed. The winners were RingletBob, Maya, and Gamefanatic. Feel free to continue posting in this thread if you are inspired with a stupid question. <img src="http://www.ldwsoftware.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ]
There is a game I love that I have seen on other forums. It's the STUPID QUESTION GAME. Here's how it works: Someone asks a stupid question, and you respond with an even stupider answer...and then a stupid question of your own. It continues like this.
Q: In Fish Tycoon all my fish turned grey and sank to the bottom. Are they ok?
A: Yes, they are so healthy and content that they don't even need to swim anymore.
Q: What is a fish?
I'll get us started...
Q: When Fish Tycoon is turned off, does it use more battery power if the areator is running?
Arthur
Posted by: LadyCFII
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/19/04 11:34 AM
Quote:
Q: When Fish Tycoon is turned off, does it use more battery power if the areator is running?
A: Yes, but only slightly; it's a very tiny motor!
Q: Do fish burps aerate the the tank?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 06:17 AM
A: No, but they make for a nice Jacuzzi...
Q: How can I make those real fish I have at home enter ScreenSaver mode?
Posted by: RingletBob
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 07:04 AM
A: Put your PDA on top of the computer, leave for a while for the water levels to reach equilibrium and then wait for the fish to swim over.
Q: Should I keep my palm in a plastic bag so that the water doesn't drain out when I throw my PDA in my handbag?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 07:05 AM
A: Put them in your patented "nogrow" time distortion tank.
Q: How many fish does it take to change a lightbulb?
nyermen, clieuk.
Posted by: MonkeyK
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 08:54 AM
A: 1? 2? 5? How many fish must die from your inattentiveness before you notice that the lightbulb is out? You should be ashamed of yourself!
Q: How do I convince my cat to stop eating the fish that I share/trade with him?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 05:44 PM
A: Simply change the cat's location in the space/time continuum.
Q: How can I convince my Clié that free speech is a privilege, not a right?
Posted by: blazingwolf
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/20/04 11:26 PM
A:Why try. It knows better then you.
Q:If I pause Fish Tycoon will my fish get younger?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/21/04 11:53 AM
A: No - but if you let the battery drain off, they'll die...
Q: Is Fish Tycoon waterproof?
Posted by: Maya
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/21/04 11:57 AM
A: Only from the Inside
Q: Why don't those plants in my fish tycoon tank grow? I really want to be a Plan Tycoon...
Posted by: jcl945
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/24/04 05:41 PM
A: Because there is too much water in the tank.
Q: Can the fish drown in fish tycoon?
Posted by: Maya
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/25/04 04:28 AM
A: No, but they might get eaten by my Little Palm Pet.
Q: how far can a Fish Tank fire its bombs?
Posted by: gamefanatic
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 10/25/04 12:54 PM
A: Because the fish eat them when your palm is off.
Q:What did the mummy fish say to the baby fish?
Posted by: Maya
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/02/04 04:29 AM
A: She said nothing much, but did it swimmingly
Q: Does not this game look somehwat fishy to you?
Posted by: gamefanatic
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/04/04 08:12 AM
A. Yes and I've run out of silly questions to ask!
Q. Which of the fish is the tycoon?
Posted by: blazingwolf
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/04/04 11:46 AM
A: It's the one with the cigar in his mouth.
Q: How many baby fishes does it take to make an adult fish?
Posted by: cdrover
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/04/04 10:04 PM
A: One less than it takes to make a grown-up fish.
Q: How do I beam my fish into my real aquarium?
Posted by: Catman51
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/04/04 11:50 PM
A: By purchasing the cannon in the supply store.
Q: What combination will make a canned Tuna Fish?
Posted by: Freth
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/08/04 10:20 PM
A: Because most plants don't drink that much water.
Q: If all fish are asexual why can't a fish procreate on its own?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/11/04 04:03 PM
A: becasue you haven't put enough fish food in the tank.
Q. How come the shoppers don't go out the door in Fish Tycoon
Posted by: Maya
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/21/04 04:32 AM
A: They sure do - just as soon as you are checking your fish tanks.
Q: Can a Magic gold fish fulfil my three wishes?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 01/25/05 02:51 PM
A: Yes, just be careful you don't rub his belly tooooo hard or he might lose scales!
Q: Why are all of the people who come into my fish store dressed like twins, triplets, quadruplets and quints?
Posted by: Mikani
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 01/25/05 03:01 PM
A: The devs have read 'Brave New World' one too many times
Q: Sushi, anyone?
Posted by: Archmage
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 11/06/05 10:54 PM
No, because the fishes can open the window, and take fresh air.
Q: Do i need to register the game if i cannot buy anything?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 12/02/05 05:38 PM
A:If ye is rich!
Q:why are the fish so stupid?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 12/02/05 05:40 PM
A:because they watch "Fish TV"
Q:why am i loosing money?
Posted by: Archmage
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 01/05/06 02:44 PM
A: I don't know. Maybe the fish want to go out there...
Q: When a fish takes a bath?
Posted by: Thiris
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 05/07/06 09:48 PM
a:all the time
q:how did the fish kill itself with TNT?
Posted by: gamerallover
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 05/17/06 09:54 PM
A: ...
Q: How come my fish couldn'y start a fire
Posted by: Thiris
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 06/05/06 04:44 PM
A: its in water
A: TO MY Q IT EATS IT LOL
Q: why did the fish eat a brick?
Posted by: TheVillageIdiot
Re: Stupid Question Contest! - 06/05/06 04:50 PM
A: Data transfer
Q: What do you call it with you groper blows into the ear of you Stickfish?