I was having a hissy fit this afternoon and ended up yelling "Get away from that woman. She is too [dern] old for you. She is old enough to be your grandmother. In fact, I'm pretty [derned] sure she IS your grandmother!!!!!!!"
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?