Lol, these are funnyCant think of anything right now.

If you don't be good right now and do your job , i am going
to hold your little toes over the SNAPPING CLAM !!!!!


lololololo

"Whaddaya MEAN, you're 'unsure what to do'? Your brother's an Adept Farmer, your sister's a Master Healer and your cousin's busy building a house! They just got on and did it without me peering over their shoulder; why can't you?"

"You were put there to work! Get back to it!" (It's at times like this that I seriously miss Dungeon Keeper; at least there you could give workers a slap if they didn't get the message :D)

"Nature's calling AGAIN? Yeah, well, tell it to leave a message, you got work to do." (Said whenever I need a child to pick up a collectible or mushroom)

It's strange on the chief front; I have a naming system for my villagers that lets me tell who's related to who after they hit the age of 18 (chief's kids get their own naming system; rank hath its privilege!) Every chief I've had has been a direct descendant of the last one (current chief Ponui is the second son of the late chief Matate, eldest daughter of the first chief Ginger).

Who says villagers have no sense of family?

"Makey food Chiefy!"

"Heeey you're sooo pretty! TIme off for you!"

"Research. Research for the woman. Men, HARD LABOR!!!"

"Baby baby baby!! Everyone need a baby!!"

"You! Get that! You! Snag that feather! You! RARE CORAL!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!!"

One thing i've said while playing VV3 is "can't I be there to reach the Door Key!?"

Here! *makes a line as Guiding Hand separating the sand from the water*
You now need to show identification as a farmer to cross this line.
*goes off*
Nobody's gonna be looking at...
*sees everyone at the waterfall*
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get away from there! Work! Work!

I always tell my Adept Parent to stop having babies!!! But here's the thing, all Adept parents want to do is have babies!!!

Loved your post - too right!

One extra - I've coined the red feather my red herring as it seems that every time it turns up and I search madly for a child and find one in time to collect it, there is something far more important that you haven't seen and by the time you find it AND another of your suddenloy elusive children it is too late.

"Oh darn it!!!!!!!!!! Lost another collectable for want of a child!!!!"

Let me get this strait, the first chief was our best builder at the time, our second one was our master researcher, and this one is a 4 year old girl who get calls from nature more times the she inspects the stinking food... am i the only one who finds this very wierd.

also, more resently

Oh, awesome we have a new kid named tabu, i guess that means Jade is done being a... no, shes got a new kid again